You know what the maker of the Souped-up John forgot to include in his marvelous throne? A GPS device that could track and direct the newspaper boy to bring you your fav dailies and tabloids while you relax on your majestic throne! But that little hindrance can be easily rectified with this the RSStroom Reader Toilet Printer that lets you print your daily fix of the news directly onto your fine four-ply toilet paper. Created by Yi Tien Electronics, the fax prints RSS headlines for you as soon as you seat your behind on the john and for some strange reason, it even takes you current weight when you sit on the toilet seat to determine the news best suited to you (huh??). The best part is that this handy device also instantly ârecyclesâ your ânewspaperâ by letting you wipe your tushie with it after youâre done catching up on the major headlines of the day!
Source: Slippery Brick